Happy Holidays

SMS Thought 1

I got this in an SMS.

2 Things that indicate WEAKNESS

• To be silent when its the right time to speak.
• To speak when its the right time to be silent.

Week’s favorite links

Like every other week this week was full of news

• Maya steps back from the UPA Coalition for neglecting UP( More like probably neglecting her!).
• Karan Johar started blogging. His blog is is called “My first blog”( I expected a name which had Shah Rukh in it). Surely these guys are a threat for amateur blogger like me.
• RGV’s new post made me think he should start making comedy films instead of films related to the Underworld.
• Nuclear deal,Left threatens to copy the Maya style. Manmohan has got a new watch. To start the countdown for the fall of the government.
• Shreesanth fights again! This time with the Ashoka hotel guys. ( He’s such a showoff).
• Gorkaland strike.( Before the clash began I was thinking gorkas were the hindi name for Watchmen). Thank God my doubt was cleared.

I could only find these links. I’ll be adding more later.

Ram Gopal Varma Meets AAJ TAK

Am imaginary interview of Ram Gopal Varma by AAJ Tak

Aaj Tak: Why do you make films with so much dark in the background?

RGV: I do it so the viewer comes again to watch the movie to see what is behind the darkness.

Aaj Tak: And that works everytime?

RGV: No harm in trying…..

Aaj Tak: What were you expectations from AAG?

RGV: I am very proud of Aag as a filmmaker. It did live upto expectations. I got the ‘Na- Real’ awards for it in the Filmfare. Every show( Comedy ) in the TV were talking about how good(???)  the film was. I even heard people are using it to torture other using the movie.

Aaj Tak: And about it being flop?

RGV: It is about some cost price selling price stuff. I’ll give you a link to my site for reference.

Aaj Tak: You can’t give links in an interview!

RGV: I’m sorry. After starting my blog I do all such kinds of stuff. After my war of words with the critics, I’m ready to take on the world with my blog. I’m just too obsessed in blogging.

Aaj Tak: What is your response about Sarkar Raj?

RGV: I have not watched it yet (For the fear of it becoming a total disaster).  but the responses are good ( Considering it as one of my films).

Aaj Tak: About Sarkar 3?

RGV: Jaya Bachchan has advised me to do the film and like any other Bachchan fan( more like an ass-kisser) decided to bring her dream to reality.

Aaj Tak: What is the storyline for the Sarkar 3?

RGV: Abhishek( Shanker) will become a ghost and kill whoever comes in the Sarkar’s way ( GHOST Effect). Sarkar( Amithabh Bachchan) will become 10 years younger and handle the empire again. His wife will die and he will think of marrying Aishwarya (CHEENI KUM effect) and Jaya Bachchan will be a vamp and prevent their wedding( K-Serial Effect).

Aaj Tak: And do you seriously think people will watch it?

RGV: If they have enough patience to watch your stupid channel where you always show Khali interviews and silly gossip, Why wouldn’t they watch my film. It will be one of a kind.

Aaj Tak: The next AAG on the making. Thank you for coming Ramu and wish you all the best your the coming (flop) films.

RGV: Thank you( Like kiss my ass).

Solution to Indian Inflation

Some people and their plan to Control Inflation. 

Sonia Gandhi: We are trying our level best. State Governments must take responsibility.

Manmohan Singh: Ditto  What madam Soniaji said.

Arjun Singh: Inflation can be reduced by increasing reservation for OBC by 10%.

Sharad Pawar: Control Inflation by not allowing IPL matches in Indian grounds and removing Kapil’s poster from Mohali ground.

AAJ Tak News Channel: Call Great Khali to come to India and interview everyone who come and meets him.

LK Advani: Hindutva( I don’t know what it means). Only Jinnah the patriot can save us now.

George Bush: Indians should stop eating as it will increase food prices and cause scarcity of food.

Chidambaram: What is inflation anyway?

India and Obama?

I came across this post in Rajdeep Sardesai’s blog.

I agree with him for the most part of the post but the thing these media guys need to realize is that we are looking up to wrong people. Why Obama?

Rajdeep could have picked any politician from the entire world but still, he chose  Obama (whoever becomes the president in US is going to make little difference in the political relationship between the two countries, So why do the American ASS KISSING?).

One thing that we need to realize that the Indian and the US politics are entirely different. In India one need to be a exceptionally great ( Some kind of a Messiah Ofcourse) to win an election without a having a well known party behind him.

Take Karnataka elections for example. There were on 6 Independent candidates who contested and won. This is among the 224 something constituencies. And most of these guys are former Congress guys who didn’t get the ticket from the Congress. This numbers evidently suggest that it is very difficult to contest an election without having a good party.If BJP and left are the cadre based parties and Congress, DMK and NCP are feudal then where else can a contestant go???

It only asks for a change in system. Once Amit Varma mentioned in his blog India Uncut that the best thing about US Politics is that although Hillary Clinton and Obama are the in the same party they had to fight it out to get a single and most able candidate out of a lot. Such change is welcome in Indian politics.

Hang Musharraf?

I read this news on TOI. Check it out

The crowd, running into several thousands, chanted “hang Musharraf” as it listened to the two-time former PM’s fiery speech. “Is hanging only for politicians?” said Sharif, referring to former PM Zulfikar Ali Bhutto, hanged by a military dictator in 1979. “These blood-sucking dictators must be held accountable.”

If hanging Prime Ministers or Presidents is the solution of the problem then in India we would have hanged all of them. But one thing is proved that if you rise to a high position in Pakistan either you are assassinated by the Army head or the hanged to death.

Aarushi Murder , Why is it special?

I was surfing in the net and found this article from BBC.

More murders are committed in India than in any other country in the world, according to figures released in Delhi.

A new government report says 32,719 murder cases were registered last year, double the figure in the US and three times more than in Pakistan.

Experts say the real crime rate in India is even higher with many cases going unreported.

Do you think all the 32k cases were solved? Some of them weren’t even registered. 

Retired police officer Prakash Singh told the BBC the real crime figures could be a lot higher because many state governments often ask the police to “manipulate” their figures.

“There are instances when local police refuse to register a complaint,” he says.

When I see all the fuss is made on the Aarushi murder case , I begin to think why is it made such a big deal?

Elections Yesterday

Being a Kannadiga I got to exercise my right to vote yesterday. I’m not all that kind of a political guy. But I was not going to waste my first vote my not voting at all. So I went and voted for BJP ( It doesn’t make a difference for me).
Also NDTV exit polls suggest that BJP is going to lead this time as far as the obtaining the seats is concerned. But is it enough to obtain the majority? Or will we have a hung assembly again? It is for the time to decide.

Bush,Manmohan,Sonia and Aishwarya

This is a very good joke I got as an sms.

Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi were traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and gets completely dark.Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.The women and Manmohan were sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy about Aishwarya. Bush must have kissed her in the tunnel very proper she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking: Bush must have tried to kiss me but instead kissed Sonia and hence she slapped him.

Bush is thinking : Damn it! Manmohan must have kissed Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking: If the train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.